Go Forth and Spread Your Seed
Go Forth and Spread Your Seed
Go Forth and Spread Your Seed.
Forget walking on eggshells around the greens—now you can pave your way across them with the world’s first caddie backed by Stewart and BIGGA (British and International Golf Greenkeepers Association). Yes, this caddie is not only allowed on the greens, but is recommended by the experts. Named the TurfTek, it features a number of innovations that not only protect the grass from harm, but instantly heals divots and damaged grass as the caddie drives.
Core to the TurfTek is the new “G-Root” technology, truly making it the guardian of all golf courses. G-Root is a groundbreaking communication module that enables the trolley to interact directly with the grass beneath it.
Armed with sophisticated AI paired with infrared ‘Mantis’ sensors, the TurfTek continuously evaluates the health of the turf and administers a tailored blend of fertilisers, pesticides and seeds in real time from the discreet rear mounted distributor. Integrated UV light therapy accelerates the repair process, resulting in the TurfTek instantly healing all imperfections, divots and distressed areas in its path.
To say this new innovation packs a “punch” would be an understatement. Featuring BIGGA approved self-deploying aeration spikes, that carefully prepares the ground before delivering its seed: it’s true poetry in motion.
Peter Quill, Turf Guardian at Stewart Golf, expressed his enthusiasm for the innovation: “The TurfTek is set to turn golf course norms on their head. The route to true golf freedom is here: I think this might be the most convenient golf invention ever! We are awaiting to see how the R&A react to this, however having the ability to use the TurfTek as a barrier on the green has immensely improved my putting!”
BIGGA’s Head of Innovation, Des Drax, lauded the release: “The TurfTek might just be the invention which changes golf forever! In my previous world, I would slay anyone who even took their caddies close to the fringe, but now it’s totally chill. Let’s be honest, who hasn’t wanted to wave a magic wand over those horrible divots? With TurfTek, it’s like saying, ‘I am Groot,’ and watching the grass obey. Now, if only we could use the tech to remove the hackers from the course in the first place...”
Forget walking on eggshells around the greens—now you can pave your way across them with the world’s first caddie backed by Stewart and BIGGA (British and International Golf Greenkeepers Association). Yes, this caddie is not only allowed on the greens, but is recommended by the experts. Named the TurfTek, it features a number of innovations that not only protect the grass from harm, but instantly heals divots and damaged grass as the caddie drives.
Core to the TurfTek is the new “G-Root” technology, truly making it the guardian of all golf courses. G-Root is a groundbreaking communication module that enables the caddie to interact directly with the grass beneath it.
Armed with sophisticated AI paired with infrared ‘Mantis’ sensors, the TurfTek continuously evaluates the health of the turf and administers a tailored blend of fertilisers, pesticides and seeds in real time from the discreet rear mounted distributor. Integrated UV light therapy accelerates the repair process, resulting in the TurfTek instantly healing all imperfections, divots and distressed areas in its path.
To say this new innovation packs a “punch” would be an understatement. Featuring BIGGA approved self-deploying aeration spikes, that carefully prepares the ground before delivering its seed: it’s true poetry in motion.
Forget walking on eggshells around the greens—now you can pave your way across them with the world’s first caddie backed by Stewart and BIGGA (British and International Golf Greenkeepers Association). Yes, this caddie is not only allowed on the greens, but is recommended by the experts. Named the TurfTek, it features a number of innovations that not only protect the grass from harm, but instantly heals divots and damaged grass as the caddie drives.
Core to the TurfTek is the new “G-Root” technology, truly making it the guardian of all golf courses. G-Root is a groundbreaking communication module that enables the caddie to interact directly with the grass beneath it.
Armed with sophisticated AI paired with infrared ‘Mantis’ sensors, the TurfTek continuously evaluates the health of the turf and administers a tailored blend of fertilisers, pesticides and seeds in real time from the discreet rear mounted distributor. Integrated UV light therapy accelerates the repair process, resulting in the TurfTek instantly healing all imperfections, divots and distressed areas in its path.
To say this new innovation packs a “punch” would be an understatement. Featuring BIGGA approved self-deploying aeration spikes, that carefully prepares the ground before delivering its seed: it’s true poetry in motion.
Peter Quill, Turf Guardian at Stewart Golf, expressed his enthusiasm for the innovation: “The TurfTek is set to turn golf course norms on their head. The route to true golf freedom is here: I think this might be the most convenient golf invention ever! We are awaiting to see how the R&A react to this, however having the ability to use the TurfTek as a barrier on the green has immensely improved my putting!”
BIGGA’s Head of Innovation, Des Drax, lauded the release: “The TurfTek might just be the invention which changes golf forever! In my previous world, I would slay anyone who even took their caddies close to the fringe, but now it’s totally chill. Let’s be honest, who hasn’t wanted to wave a magic wand over those horrible divots? With TurfTek, it’s like saying, ‘I am Groot,’ and watching the grass obey. Now, if only we could use the tech to remove the hackers from the course in the first place...”
Thats just a mean one…
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